Concept: I’m laying on your lap. You’re playing with my hair. Quilts and sweaters keep us warm. You’re happy. I’m not anxious or sad. Everything is okay.
Concept: me getting my soul succ outta me thru my dick at the park again
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Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.aries:"Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire." taurus:"I don't care who's condom it is, put it away." gemini:"Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one." cancer:"No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now." leo:"Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't." virgo:"No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids." libra:"Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me." scorpio:"Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?" sagittarius:"I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom." capricorn:"Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?" aquarius:"No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary." pisces:"Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."
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+ 92872 ♡
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
(Source: princetanaka, via smokenretribution)
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remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
(Source: romangodfrey, via lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160)
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